From: The Brave Never Write Poetry by Daniel Jones (Coach House, 2011)
Republished by permission of the literary executor. If you don’t believe us, contact the Odourless attorney.
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Better Living Through Chemistry
Toronto was starting to get to me,
I was feeling hemmed in, bored,
maybe even murderous. I went to see
a shrink
______‘What seems to be the
problem,’ he asked
_____________‘Well,’ I said,
‘it’s like this: everyone I meet seems
to write poetry. They’re everywhere,
they’re suffocating me, you can’t know
how awful it is’
___________The shrink leaned back
in his chair & closed his eyes. After
a while he stirred & began to mumble:
__________________________‘Um …
schizophrenic paranoia … stelazine’
_________________________He wrote
out a script, shook my hand & went back
to his notebook. I looked down
as I was leaving: he was writing a poem.
I rushed to the pharmacy
__________________I went to a
coffee house a few weeks later. There
were thirty people sitting around, drinking
herbal tea, looking bored, hunched over
notebooks & briefcases. One by one they
went up to the mike & read from pieces of
paper:
_____one man’s woman had left him & he
couldn’t find another;
_______________another had experienced
some sort of existential enlightenment while
sniffing a pine cone;
______________one woman remembered,
with tears in her throat, the death of her
grandmother
__________It was all very beautiful. I
felt wonderful. I sang quiet praise to the
stelazine. There wasn’t a poet in the bunch.